Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

You walk around like that and no one's ever fucked you? My brother's already got a dick

She was a virgin, and now she's a creampie. But it's a secret that I fucked her

Wow! It's my first time having sex and I got knocked up right away, bro, you're a dick

Tired of being a virgin - no problem! I'll fuck you and be your first

You don't have to fuck this! I'd rather fuck you with my hand

She jerks him off, but she doesn't look at him. She can't, it's her stepbrother

I used to be shy, but now I just start jerking off to my brother

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch